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Total Medals Earned: 298 (From 82 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 4,675 Points

Spike - A Love Story

Medals Earned: 4/14 (20/290 points)

Beyond Words 5 Points

Cut Off a Conversation

Droppin' Ten 5 Points

Ten Crush-Hugs

Easy Fiver 5 Points

Five Love Taps

Just Barely 5 Points

Far Right Smoosh

Centerpieces 5 Points

A Nice Center Smash

Comedic Timing 10 Points

You Obey the Rule of Three for Big Yucks!

Quickie 10 Points

Far Left Hit

Teen Angst 10 Points

Fifteen Gory Love Lunges

You Will Survive 10 Points

20 Hits in Survival

A Perfect Love 25 Points

Perfect Score in Story Mode

Blackjack 25 Points

21 Spikey Embraces

Superior Smoosher 25 Points

30 Hits in Survival

The Crusher 50 Points

40 Hits in Survival

MASTER SMASHER 100 Points

50 Hits in Survival

Super Adventure Pals

Medals Earned: 6/20 (100/500 points)

2 COOL 4 SCHOOL 5 Points

Complete the tutorial

BRAGGER 5 Points

Get an overall a rating

FIRST BLOOD 5 Points

Kill your first enemy

TEARS OF JOY 10 Points

Return the farmer's pig

FISH AND CHIPS 25 Points

Defeat the fish boss

UNTOUCHABLE 50 Points

Beat a level set without dieing

CHARITY CASE 10 Points

Donate money to the snow man

COLD KILLER 10 Points

Kill one hundred enemies

FAMILY MAN 10 Points

Help the penguins start a family

LAW MAN 10 Points

Redeem yourself to the sheriff

OUTLAW 10 Points

Help Stabby break out of jail

BLOOD THIRSTY 25 Points

Kill one thousand enemies

RAINBOW RIDER 25 Points

Defeat the jelly fish boss

RICH 25 Points

Find one thousand coins

SPIDER MAN 25 Points

Defeat the spider boss

WRINKLY GRAPES 25 Points

return the old mans speedos

CHAMPION 50 Points

Beat the final boss

SUPER ADVENTURER 50 Points

Complete all levels

MILLIONAIRE 100 Points

Find one million coins

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Super Mario BP Oil Spill

Medals Earned: 1/11 (5/285 points)

FISHY ASSIST 5 Points

Allow a fish to die and plug his own hole.

GLUG GLUG 10 Points

Destroy at least eight blowfish in a single game with other dead blowfish.

SUCKER 10 Points

Make a diver accidentally swim into a mine.

BLOW ME 25 Points

Kill at least eight BP divers in a single game with dead blowfish.

MINE YOUR BUSINESS 25 Points

Destroy at least eight mines in a single game with dead blowfish.

OCEAN DEFENDER 25 Points

Last long enough to destroy BP and Tony Hayward on his yacht.

TORPEDO TERROR 25 Points

Get a single Bullet Bill torpedo to kill two BP divers.

AQUAMAN 50 Points

Survive long enough to destroy BP and Tony Hayward without dying.

EMPLOYEE MERCY 50 Points

Kill no divers or submarines, but still destroy the BP oil rig in a single game.

HUNT FOR RED OCTOBER 50 Points

Kill at least five submarines in a single game.

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Tetraform

Medals Earned: 1/15 (25/405 points)

HUMANITARIAN 25 Points

Heal an enemy ship

MY EARS! 5 Points

Have an attraction beam live for 15+ seconds

STRAGGLER 5 Points

Beat the game with one missile still left on the screen

HIROSHIMA 10 Points

Nuke more than 20 enemies at once

YOU'RE A WINNER! 10 Points

Beat the game

AL GORE WOULD BE PROUD 25 Points

Get a full planet

C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER! 25 Points

Get hit after destroying exactly 30 enemies without getting hit

C-C-C-C-COMBO! 25 Points

Get a chain of 10+

DOUBLE WHAMMY 25 Points

Get a multiplier on a boss

SIDEKICK 25 Points

Have a spike at the end of the game

USA! USA! 25 Points

Beat the game using exactly 2 nukes and have ones leftover at the end

USE THE FORCE! 25 Points

Kill 1000 enemies

YOU'RE A REAL WINNER 25 Points

Beat the game without continuing

PENTAFORCE 50 Points

Get 5 spikes on the planet at once

THAT'S NO MOON 100 Points

Convert a boss into a spike

The Beast: MDM

Medals Earned: 5/14 (50/400 points)

Axe-cuse me 5 Points

Beat the shit outa the A.T.P. agent with your axe.

Censored in Beast Trilogy 5 Points

Rip the first dude's head off.

Have a nice day 5 Points

Perform The Beast's signature smiley fatality.

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And it was all yellow 5 Points

Beat the shit outa your axe with the A.T.P. agent.

Where is my strawberry tart? 5 Points

Shotgun rape the first guy.

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The Best Game Ever Made

Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/295 points)

Good Decision 5 Points

Decide to play the game.

Disco Inferno 10 Points

Visit the disco zone three times because you love to dance.

Impatient 10 Points

Try to bribe Big Frank too early.

Table Groper 10 Points

Try to grab all the tables.

Carpet Thief 25 Points

Collect a piece of fine carpet when your boss isn't looking.

Chatterbox 25 Points

Talk to every potential inventory item before collecting it.

Oblivious 25 Points

Give your presentation while Gilda is topless.

Dead 50 Points

Figure out the only way to die in the game.

Workaholic 50 Points

Finish the game in under 2 minutes.

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The Sagittarian 2

Medals Earned: 2/11 (15/140 points)

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The Squirrel Game

Medals Earned: 2/9 (15/170 points)

A Harsh Winter Coming On 5 Points

End a level with a full supply of acorns

Fly Me To the Moon 10 Points

Complete Story Mode

Here Comes the Story of the Squirricane 10 Points

Smash three obstacles before touching the ground

Hundred Meter Dash 10 Points

Survive for at least 100 meters in Distance Mode

Brass Nuts 25 Points

Complete Story Mode on Hardcore difficulty

Crafty as a Fox 25 Points

Complete Story Mode without dying

The Golden Path 25 Points

Collect the golden acorn in each level of a Story Mode playthrough (retries accepted)

Quarter Kilometer 50 Points

Survive for at least 250 meters in Distance Mode

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This is Madness 2010

Medals Earned: 1/14 (5/375 points)

Hotdog? No thank you 5 Points

Politely decline

One hotdog please 5 Points

Politely accept

Shh... It's a secret 5 Points

Find the secret spot

So what's new in 2010? 5 Points

Adore the graphics, double jump, change the track...

Defeat Clown 10 Points

Defeat Clown

Smith. Agent Smith. 10 Points

Kill 50 agents (in one session)

This is blasphemy! 10 Points

Kill 100 regular enemies (in one session)

Back from the dead 25 Points

Kill 10 zombies (in one session)

Defeat Sheriff 25 Points

Defeat Sheriff

I thought their blood was green... 25 Points

Kill 20 uber agents (in one session)

Defeat Savior 50 Points

Defeat Savior

Hoarder 50 Points

Stockpile 500 points

Weapon Master 50 Points

Buy all weapons

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Tomb Defender

Medals Earned: 4/12 (140/325 points)

Veteran 5 Points

use all 3 weapons on one level

Steady as rock 10 Points

pass the level without losing a single life

Quick Killer 25 Points

pass the level in less than 2 minutes

Protector 100 Points

coffin with a vampire does not get damage

Quick victory 5 Points

kill enemy with one hit

Banker 10 Points

(Eat 10 chickens or more for one level

Combo Master 10 Points

pass the level without losing a single life and not using any special weapon

Fire Master 10 Points

use super weapon "Fire" 20 times or more for a single combat

Glutton 25 Points

collect 100 coins or more for one level

Ice Master 25 Points

use super weapon "Ice" 20 times or more for a single combat

Champion 50 Points

kill the boss

Rock Master 50 Points

use super weapon "Gargoyle" 20 times or more for a single combat